"Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years."
First day of school
- teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
- me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
To all the girls who aren’t sure about your style yet, pick you favorite princess. You already know who it is so don’t make it seem like you don’t. Then, always make sure to have part of your outfit inspired by her. You’ll honestly feel better about yourself and confidence is key.
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart